Real Deal

 

VPN Certification. AKA Real Deal/Heritage Grade Pizza Napoletana as designated by the Italian Government and the European Union. Brick Oven made. Circulary Shaped. Highest Standards Culinary Product. Diameter must not exceed 35 cm. Thinnest at it’s center. Charred and blistered crust. When held inside someone’s palm must display high levels of softness, elasticity and foldability. When placed inside someone’s mouth should provoke immediate and unparalleled delight.